THE LAND OF GOLD
  REALITY  VERSUS  FICTION.

   BY   Hinton R. HELPER.    1855

CHAPTER IX.
SUNDAY  IN  CALIFORNIA.
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     THE Sabbath  in California  is kept,  when kept at all,  as a day of hilarity  and bacchanalian sports,  rather than  as a season of holy meditation  or religious devotion.  Horse-racing,  cock-fighting,  cony-hunting,  card-playing,  theatrical performances,  and other elegant amusements  are freely engaged in  on this day.  If  I remember correctly,  it was about two months after my arrival  in the land of gold and misery,  that I had the misfortune  to become acquainted with a renegade  down-east  Congregationalist preacher,  who invited me to accompany him,  on the following Sunday,  in a deer-chase.  Throughout the country,  and in the mines,  shooting-matches and bear-hunting  afford pleasant pastimes;  gambling is also practiced  to a considerable extent,  though not so much  as on other days.  But we shall probably learn more  of the manner  in which Sunday is spent,  if we confine our attention  to one of the larger cities,  San Francisco,  for example.  Here  regattas,  duels  and prize-fights  are favorite diversions;  and the Lord’s day  seldom passes  without witnessing  one or the other,  or both.

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Here,  too,  for a long time,  gaming was licensed on Sundays,  as it is yet  on week days;  but recently  the city fathers have passed an ordinance  prohibiting the desecration,  and I believe  their example  has been followed by  three or four of the other cities.  There is no State law  upon the subject.
     Connected with a tippling-house,  on the corner of Washington and Montgomery streets,  there is  one of the finest billiard-saloons  in the United States.  It is very large,  and magnificently decorated,  has twelve tables,  and is furnished,  I am informed,  at a cost of  twenty-five thousand dollars.  To this place  hundreds of infatuated men  betake themselves  every Sunday;  and it is  an unusual thing,  at any time,  to find one of the tables unoccupied.  Every day of the week,  from breakfast time  in the morning  till twelve o’clock at night,  this saloon,  like many others  of a like kind,  is thronged;  but the crowds are particularly large  on Sunday,  because people have more leisure  on that day.  Though,  in this particular place,  they are not allowed to gamble publicly  on the Sabbath,  they lose and win  as much money  in the way of secret wagers  as they do openly  on any other day.
     What can we expect  but  an abuse of the Sabbath,  when we take into account  the contrariety of characters,  tastes,  dispositions  and religions  here huddled together?

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When we scrutinize society,  we find that  some of its members,  the Chinese  and other pagans  for instance,  know nothing at all  of our system  or division of time,  and that  they are,  therefore,  absolutely ignorant  of the meaning of the word  Sunday.  There is no unity of thought,  feeling  or sentiment here;  no  oneness of purpose,  policy  or action.  There is no  common interest;  every man  is for himself,  and himself  alone.  Society is composed of elements  too varied and dissimilar;— it is a heterogeneous  assemblage of rivals and competitors,  who know  no sympathy,  and recognize no principle,  save that of  personal profit and individual emolument.  Nearly all colors  and qualities of mankind  are congregated here.  The great human family is,  as it were,  sampled  and its specimens  formed into one society,  each communicating to the other  his own peculiar habits,  and each  contending for the same object— the acquisition of gold.  It is manifest,  therefore,  that there can be  but little concert  or harmony of action.  Masquerade balls,  cotillion parties  and jig dances  fill up the list  of Sunday diversions.  On Pacific street  alone,  the most notoriously profligate thoroughfare  in the city,  there are  from twelve to fifteen  dance-houses,  in which  the terpsichorean art  is practiced  every night  during the week,  but usually  with greater zest and animation  on Sunday nights.
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These fandangoes  are principally  under the superintendence  or management  of Mexican girls,  of whom  there is no small number  in San Francisco  and other cities of the State.  Before I ever saw  any of the Mexican ladies,  I had heard  the most glowing descriptions  of their ravishing beauty;  but I must  either discredit the accounts,  or else conclude that  my ideas of female beauty  are very imperfect,  for I have never yet  beheld one of them who,  according to my standard of good looks,  was really beautiful.  Their pumpkin hues  and slovenly deportment  could never awaken  any admiration in me,  even in California.
     Bonnets among them  are quite unknown.  Half the time  they go bare-headed  through the streets  and to church,  just as they do  about their premises;  but most of them  have a long,  narrow shawl,  which is sometimes worn over the head,  as well as  the shoulders.  This shawl is,  in fact,  an almost indispensable  article of apparel,  especially with the better classes,  who never appear in a public place,  whether in winter or summer,  without it.  They wrap it  around their face,  head and shoulders  so ingeniously  that spectators can not obtain a glimpse  of any part of their features,  save the forehead,  eyes and nose;  the mouth,  chin and cheeks  are cautiously concealed.  There is a gross lack of consistency  among these women.

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Notwithstanding  they engage in the lowest debaucheries  throughout the week,  they are strict attendants of the Catholic church;  and dozens of them  may be seen  any Sunday  on their way to matins,  mass or vespers,  clad in habiliments of the greatest possible variety.  If they can only get  one fine,  fashionable garment  they think it makes amends  for the bad material  and ill shape  of all the others.  Nor are they particular  to have their whole person  clothed  at the same time.  I don’t think  I have ever seen one of them  fully attired  in my life;  something was always wanting.  Sometimes  they may be seen  promenading the streets,  robed in the richest silks  that were ever woven  in Chinese looms,  but when you gaze down  at their lower extremities  you discover them  stockingless,  their feet  thrust into a pair of coarse slippers,  which expose to view  a pair of rusty heels  that look as if  no ablution had been performed upon them  for at least  three moons.  The Mexicans,  however,  in most cases,  are fond of aquatic exercises;  and they have several bathing establishments in San Francisco,  for the accommodation of the public,  (at one dollar per head  for each bath,)  as well as  for their own convenience and gratification.  Unless I have been misinformed,  it is a custom  with the proprietors,  when a gentleman retires  to take his bath,  to dispatch a female servant  to his room  to scour and scrub him off!  As I resided  near an American bath-house,  I always patronized it  in preference,  and did not acquaint myself  with Mexican usages  in this respect.

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     Lately,  however,  women of pure and lofty characters  have emigrated to California,  and,  since their arrival,  there has been  a gradual and steady improvement of morals  among the people,  and the Sabbath  is now much better observed than it used to be.  Soon after their arrival,  schools and churches began to spring up,  and social circles were formed;  refinement  dawned upon a debauched and reckless community,  decorum  took the place of obscenity;  kind and gentle words were heard  to fall from the lips of those  who before  had been accustomed  to taint every phrase with an oath;  and smiles displayed themselves  upon countenances  to which  they had long been strangers.  Woman  accomplished all this,  and we should be  ungrateful reprobates indeed  if we did not honor,  esteem  and love her  for it.  Had I received no other benefit  from my trip to California  than the knowledge I have gained,  inadequate as it may be,  of woman’s  many virtues and perfections,  I should account myself  well repaid;  and I thank heaven  that I was induced to embark  in an enterprise  which resulted in  such a collateral remuneration.  This  I am constrained to say,  because I fear  I should never have had  a full appreciation of her merits,  had I not witnessed  her happy influence  in this benighted land.  It was only  after leaving a home  where her constant presence,  her soothing and animating society,  appeared as a matter of course,  and removing to a sphere  where she had a better opportunity of displaying her power,  that I could estimate  her real worth.

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From woman’s eyes  this doctrine  I derive:
They sparkle still  the right Promethean fire;
They are the books,  the arts,  the academies,
That show,  contain,  and nourish  all the world.
O,  then,
For wisdom’s sake,  a word  that all men love;
Or  for love’s sake,  a word  that loves all men;
Or  for men’s sake,  the authors of these women;
Or  for women’s sake,  by whom we men  are men,
Let us love women,  and ourselves  be true,
Or else  we harm ourselves,  and wrong them too.
     With the generous assistance  and co-operation of  the gentler sex,  the various religious denominations  have succeeded in establishing for themselves  suitable places of worship  in most of the cities and larger towns  throughout the State.  San Francisco  now contains fourteen churches,  two of which  are Presbyterian,  two Congregational,  one Unitarian,  three Methodist,  two Baptist,  two Episcopal,  and two Roman Catholic.  The Swedenborgians,  Universalists,  Mormons,  and sundry minor sects  occasionally hold service in public halls;  and,  if  I recollect aright,   the Jews have two synagogues.  There is also a pagan temple,  where the Chinese pay their adorations to Boodh,  or to some other imaginary deity,  whenever they experience a religious emotion.


CHAPTER X.
BEAR  AND  BULL  FIGHT.
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     It was a beautiful Sabbath morning  in November,  when the bells aroused me  from a dreamy sleep;  but before arising from my couch,  being lazy and inclined to muse,  I allowed my fancy  to recall my departure from Carolina  with all its attendant circumstances.  The hour alone  would have suggested such meditations,  for it was  on a dewy morning  that I bade farewell  to the loved ones  of my far-off home.  I recalled  the yellow lustre of the sun  pouring his floods of golden light  over the glistening tree-tops;  the tender adieus,  the streaming eyes,  the murmured blessing.  I remembered  the sadness of my heart  as I thought of  the distance  that would soon  separate me from  the friends and companions  of my youth,  and the high hopes  which soothed my pain.
     As I was thus pondering  I heard the sound of drum,  fife and clarionet;  and  stepping to the window  to ascertain what was the meaning  of this Sunday music  echoing through the streets of San Francisco,  I saw a tremendous grizzly bear,  caged,  and drawn by  four spirited horses  through the various streets.

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Tacked  to each side of the cage  were large posters,  which read  as follows:—
     FUN BREWING—GREAT ATTRACTION!
     HARD FIGHTING  TO BE DONE!
     TWO BULLS  AND ONE BEAR!

     The citizens of  San Francisco and vicinity  are respectfully informed that  at  four o’clock this afternoon,  Sunday,  Nov. 14 th at Mission Dolores a rich treat will be prepared for them,  and that they will have an opportunity of  enjoying a fund  of the  raciest sport of the season.  Two LARGE BULLS  AND  A BEAR,  all  in prime condition for fighting,  and under the management of  experienced Mexicans,  will contribute to the  amusement of the audience.
     Programme—In two Acts.
                 Act I.
     BULL  AND  BEAR—
“HERCULES”  AND  “TROJAN,”

Will be conducted into the arena,  and there  chained together where  they will fight  until  one kills the other.
     JOSE IGNACIO,  PICO GOMEZ,  Managers.
                 Act II.
     The great bull,  “BEHEMOTH,”  will be let loose in the arena,  where he will be  attacked by  two of the most celebrated and expert picadors  of Mexico,  and finally  dispatched  after the true  Spanish method.
     Admittance  $3—Tickets for sale  at the door.
     JOAQUIN VATRETO,  JESUS ALVAREZ,  Managers.


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     Mission Dolores,  the place where these cruel sports were held,  is a small village  about two miles  south-west of San Francisco,  which was first settled by  a couple of Roman Catholic priests  during the American Revolution.  It is contended by some  that this was the first settlement  effected by white persons  in Upper California.  The buildings are but one story  in height,  covered with tiles,  and are constructed of adobe  or sun-dried clay.  With regard to  the general aspect of the place,  it is distressingly shabby  and gloomy.  For scores of years,  the inhabitants,  who are a queer compound of Spanish and Indian blood,  have lived here in poverty,  ignorance  and inactivity.  But I am digressing.  What was I to do about the bull-fight?  I had never witnessed such an exhibition,  and consequently  had a great desire to see it.  It was Sunday,  however,  and how could I reconcile the instructions of a pious mother  with an inclination  so much at variance with the divine command?  Well,  without entering into anything  like a defence of my determination,  suffice it to say that  I made up my mind to go,  and went.  Anxious,  however,  to moderate  or diminish the sin  as much as possible,  I determined to hear a sermon first,  and go to the bull-fight  afterwards.  For the sake of somewhat condensing  the events of the day,  I concluded to leave the city immediately,  and repair to the Mission,  there to attend an antique Catholic church,  which has been built  nearly three-quarters of a century.

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     Starting off with this view,  I arrived within hearing  of the priests’ voices  about the time they began to chant the service,  and  on entering the rickety old church,  much to my gratification,  I learned that  it was an extraordinary occasion with them,  and that  a deal of unusual display  might be expected.  The rite  or ceremony of high mass  was to be performed.  Monks and friars from the monasteries of Mexico  were in attendance;  and the church was thronged with a large and heterogeneous crowd.
     Four o’clock,  the hour appointed  for the fight between the bear and the bull,  having arrived,  a few taps by the drummer,  and some popular airs  played by the other musicians,  announced that the amphitheatre,  which fronted the church  and stood but a few yards from it;  was open for the reception of those  who desired admission.  I made my way to the ticket-office,  and handed three dollars to the collector,  who placed in my hand  a voucher,  which gained me access  to an eligible seat within the inclosure.  I found myself among the first who entered;  and as it was some time  before the whole audience assembled,  I had ample opportunities to scan the characters who composed it,  and to examine the arrangement  and disposition of things around me.

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     The seats were very properly elevated  so high above the arena that  no danger was likely to result  from the furious animals;  and  I suppose five thousand persons  could have been conveniently accomodated,  though  only about three-fourths of that number were present.  Among the auditory,  I noticed many Spanish maids and matrons,  who manifested as much enthusiasm and delight  in anticipation of what was to follow  as the most enthusiastic sportsman on the ground.  Crying children,  too,  in the arms of self-satisfied and admiring mothers,  were there,  full of noise and mischief,  and a nuisance,  as they always are,  in theatres and churches,  to all sober-minded people.  Of men,  there were all sizes,  colors and classes,  such as California,  and California alone,  can bring together.  There was but one,  however,  who attracted my particular attention  on this occasion.  I had no recollection  of having ever seen him  before that day.  He sat a few feet from me  on my left.  There was nothing uncommon  about his form or features.  The expression of his countenance  was neither intellectual nor amiable.  His acquirements and attainments  were doubtless limited,  for he demeaned himself rudely,  and exhibited but little dignity of manner.  It was the strange metamorphosis  he had undergone since the morning  which won for him  my special observation.  Only four hours had elapsed  since I saw him  officiating at the altar  and feasting upon a substance  which he believed to be  the actual flesh and blood of Jesus Christ,  who died  more than eighteen hundred years ago!

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In the forenoon of the Lord’s day,  he took upon himself the character of God’s vicegerent,  invested himself with sacerdotal robes,  assumed a sanctified visage,  and discharged the sacred duties of his office.  In the afternoon of the same Sabbath,  he doffed his holy orders,  sanctioned merciless diversions,  mingled on terms of equality  with gamblers and desperados,  and held himself in readiness  to exclaim Bravo!  at the finale of a bull-fight.
     By this time  the whooping,  shouting  and stamping of the spectators  attested that  they were eager and restless  to behold the brutal combat;  and an overture by a full brass band,  which had been chartered for the occasion,  gave them assurance that  their wishes would soon be complied with.  The music ceased;  the trap-door of the bull’s cage was raised,  and “Hercules,”  huge,  brawny  and wild,  leaped into the centre of the inclosed arena,  shaking his head,  switching his tail,  and surveying the audience with a savage stare  that would have intimidated the stoutest hearts,  had he not been  strongly barred  below them.  His eyes glistened with defiance,  and he seemed to crave  nothing so much as an enemy  upon which  he might wreak his vengeance.  He contorted his body,  lashed his back,  snuffed,  snorted,  pawed,  bellowed,  and otherwise behaved so frantically,  that I was fearful  he could not contain himself  until his antagonist was prepared.  Just then,  two picadors— Mexicans on horseback— entered the arena,  with lassos in hand.

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Taurus  welcomed them  with an attitude of attack,  and was about to rush upon  one of their horses  with the force of a battering-ram,  when,  with most commendable dexterity,  the picador who was farthest off  lassoed him  by the horns,  and foiled him  in his mad design.  As quick as thought,  the horseman  from whom the bull’s attention  had been diverted,  threw his lasso  around his horns also;  and in this way  they brought him to a stand  midway between them.  A third person,  a footman,  now ran in,  and seizing his tail,  twisted it  until he fell flat on his side;  when,  by the help of an additional assistant,  the end of a long log-chain  was fastened to his right hind-leg.  In this prostrated condition  he was kept  until the other end of the chain  was secured to the left fore-leg of the bear,  as we shall now describe.
     Running a pair of large clasping-tongs  under Bruin’s trap-door,  which was lifted  just enough for the purpose,  they grasped his foot,  pulled it out,  and held it firmly,  while one of the party  bound the opposite end of the chain  fast to his leg  with thongs.  This done,  they hoisted the trap-door  sufficiently high  to admit of his egress,  when out stalked  “Trojan,”  apparently too proud and disdainful  to vouchsafe a glance  upon surrounding objects.  He was a stalwart,  lusty-looking animal,  the largest grizzly bear I had ever seen,  weighing full  fourteen hundred pounds.

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     It was said that  he was an adept  in conflicts of this nature,  as he then enjoyed the honorable reputation  of having delivered three bulls  from the vicissitudes of this life.  It is probable,  however,  that his previous victories  had flushed and inspired him  with an unwarrantable degree of confidence;  for he seemed to regard the bull  more as a thing to be despised  than as an equal or dangerous rival.  Though he gave vent to a few ferocious growls,  it was evident that  he felt more inclination to resist an attack  than to make one.  With the bull,  the case was very different;  he was  of a pugnacious disposition,  and had become feverish for a foe.  Now he had one.  An adversary of gigantic proportions and great prowess  stood before him;  and as soon as he spied him,  he moved backward,  the entire length of the chain,  which jerked the bear’s foot  and made him rend the air  with a most fearful howl,  that served  but the more  to incense the bull.  Shaking his head maliciously,  casting it down,  and throwing up his tail,  he plunged at the bear  with a force and fury  that were irresistible.  The collision was terrible,  completely overthrowing his ponderous enemy  and laying him flat on his back.  Both were injured,  but neither was conquered;  both mutually recoiled  to prepare again  to strike for victory.  With eyes  gleaming with fire,  and full of resolution,  the bull strode proudly  over his prostrate enemy,  and placed himself in position  to make a second attack.

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But now  the bear was prepared to receive him;  he had recovered his feet  wild with rage,  and he then appeared to beckon to the bull  to meet him  without delay.  The bull needed no challenge;  he was,  if possible,  more impetuous than the bear,  and did not lose any more time  than it required  to measure the length of the chain.  Again,  with unabated fierceness,  he darted at the bear,  and,  as before,  struck him  with an impetus that seemed to have been borrowed from Jove’s own thunderbolt;  as he came in contact with the bear,  that amiable animal  grappled him by the neck,  and squeezed him so hard that  he could scarcely save himself from suffocation.  The bull now found himself in a decidedly uncomfortable situtation;  the bear had him  as he wanted him.  Powerful as he was,  he could not break loose from Bruin.  A vice  could not have held him more firmly.  The strong arms of the bear  hugged him in a ruthless and desperate embrace.  It was a stirring sight  to see these infuriated and muscular antagonists  struggling to take each other’s life.  It was enough to make a heathen generalissimo  shudder to look at them.  How ought it to have been,  then,  with enlightened civilians?  This question I shall not answer;  it was easy enough to see  how it was  with the Spanish ladies— they laughed,  cheered,  encored,  clapped their hands,  waved their handkerchiefs,  and made every other sign  which was characteristic of pleasure and delight.

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The contending brutes  still strove together.  Hercules quaked  under the torturing hugs  of Trojan.  Trojan howled  under the violent and painful  perforations of Hercules.  But the bear  did not rely alone  upon the efficacy of his arms;  his massive jaws and formidable teeth  were brought into service,  and with them  he inflicted deep wounds  in his rival’s flesh.  He seized the bull  between the ears and nostrils,  and crushed the bones  with such force that  we could distinctly hear them crack!  Nor were the stunning butts of the bull  his only means of defence;  his horns had been sharpened  expressly for the occasion,  and with these  he lacerated the bear  most frightfully.  It was a mighty contest— a desperate struggle for victory!
     Finally,  however,  fatigued,  exhausted,  writhing with pain  and weltering in sweat and gore,  they waived the quarrel  and separated,  as if by mutual consent.  Neither was subdued;  yet both felt a desire to suspend,  for a time at least,  all further hostilities.  The bull,  now exhausted and panting,  cast a pacific glance towards the bear,  and seemed to sue for an armistice;  the bear,  bleeding and languid  after his furious contest,  raised his eyes to the bull,  and seemed to assent  to the proposition.  But,  alas!  man,  cruel man,  more brutal than the brutes themselves,  would not permit them  to carry out their pacific intentions.

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The two attendants  or managers,  Ignacio and Gomez,  stepped up behind them,  goading them with spears  till they again  rushed upon each other,  and fought with renewed desperation.  During this scuffle,  the bull shattered the lower jaw of the bear,  and we could see the shivered bones  dangling from their bloody recesses!  Oh,  heaven!  what a horrible sight.  How the blood curdled in my veins.  Pish!  what a timid fellow I am,  to allow myself  to be agitated by such a trifle as this!  Shall I tremble  at what the ladies applaud?  Forbid it,  Mars!  I’ll be as spirited as they.  But,  to wind up  this part of our story,  neither the bear  nor the bull  could stand any longer—  their limbs  refused to support their bodies;  they had worried  and lacerated each other  so much that  their strength had completely failed,  and they dropped upon the earth,  gasping  as if in the last agony.  While in this helpless condition  the chain was removed from their feet,  horses were hitched to them,  and they were dragged without the arena,  there  to end their miseries  in death.
     The second act  of the afternoon’s entertainment  was now to be performed.  It would be unnecessary,  and painful to the feelings of sensitive readers,  to dwell long  upon this murderous sport.  It was a mere repetition,  in another form,  of the disgusting horrors  of that which preceded it.

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Fully satiated  with the barbarities I had already witnessed,  I am not sure  that I should have staid to see any more,  had it not been for  the peculiar sensations  which the cognomen  of one of the actors  awakened within me.  By reference to the advertisement,  it will be perceived that  the two managers of this part of the proceedings  were Joaquin Vatreto  and Jesus Alvarez.  The latter name  sounded strangely in my ears.  It occurred to me that  it was peculiarly out of place  in its present connection.  What!  Jesus  at a bull-fight  on Sunday,  and not only  at it,  but one of the prime movers  and abettors in it!
     But now to the fight.  All things being ready,  the great bull,  Behemoth,  was freed from restraint,  and sprang with frantic bounds  into the midst of the arena.  He bore a suitable appellation,  for he was a monster in size  and formidable in courage.  Two picadors,  Joaquin Vatreto  and Jesus Alvarez,  mounted on fiery steeds,  with swords in hand,  now entered  and confronted him.  Behemoth  looked upon this sudden invasion  as an intolerable insult.  His territory was already too limited  for so powerful a monarch  as he considered himself,  and he could not think of dividing it with others.  The sight of these unceremonious intruders  inflamed him with such rancor  that he could no longer restrain himself;  but  lowering his head  and tossing his tail aloft,  he rushed furiously at them.  They evaded his charge.

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The horses were well trained,  and seemed to enjoy the sport,  and to pride themselves upon their adroit manoeuvres.  But  both they  and their riders  had enough to do  to evade the fury of the enraged brute.  Each successive bout  became more animated and fierce.  The foiling of the bull’s purposes  only exasperated him  the more.  There was not room enough  in his capacious body  to contain his effervescing wrath.  The foam  which he spurted from his mouth and nose  fell upon the earth  like enormous flakes of snow.  Faster and faster,  and with truer aim,  he charged his foes.  At last  one of the horses,  in attempting to wheel  or turn suddenly round,  stumbled,  and the bull,  taking advantage of the event,  gored him so desperately in the abdomen  that a part of his entrails  protruded from the wounds  and trailed almost upon the ground!  This was truly a distressing scene.  I could have wept  for the poor,  innocent charger,  but in this case  tears were of no avail.
     One of the picadors now alighted,  and engaged the attention of the bull,  while the other  led the two horses  outside the inclosure.  When this was done,  a man on foot,  called a matador,  dressed in close-fitting,  fantastic garments,  with a heavy sword in his right hand,  and a small red flag in his left,  entered the arena  and bowed first  to the bull  and then  to the audience.  It was now  a matter of life and death  between the bull  and the matador.

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One or the other,  or both,  must die.  If the bull  did not kill the man,  the man would kill the bull;  if the man killed the bull,  the man was to live,  but if the bull killed the man,  the bull was to die;  so that death was sure to overtake the bull  in any event.  The action commenced,  and waxed hotter and hotter  every moment,  and it was only  by uncommon skill and agility  that the matador could shun the frenzied charges of the bull.  Had it not been  for the flag  which he carried in his hand,  and which enabled him to deceive his antagonist  by seeming to hold it directly before him,  when in reality  he inclined it to the right  or to the left,  as his safety dictated,  the bull would unquestionably  have dashed his brains out,  thrown him over his head,  or gored him to death.  Nothing could have irritated  or vexed the bull more than  did the sight of this red flag,  and he made all his assaults upon it,  supposing,  no doubt,  that he would strike the mischief behind it,  but the agile matador  always took special care  to spring aside  and save himself from the deadly stroke.  After tormenting,  teasing  and chafing him  for about a quarter of an hour  in this way,  six keen javelins or darts,  with miniature flags attached,  were handed to the matador,  who ventured to face the bull,  and never quit him  until he had planted them all  in his shoulders,  three in each.  Stung to madness,  the animal reared,  rolled  and plunged  in the most frightful manner.  Soon,  however,  he was on his feet again,  pursuing his persecutor with renewed zeal.

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     The fates,  however,  were against him.  He could not comprehend,  and consequently  could not foil  the crafty designs of his adversary,  who completely deceived him with the flag.  Night was now coming on,  and it being time to close the performance,  the matador,  placing himself in a pompous attitude  near the south side of the arena,  challenged Behemoth  to the last and decisive engagement  by waving the flag briskly before him.  The bull,  exasperated beyond description,  needed no additional incentive  to urge him to meet the enemy.  With a force  apparently equal to that of a rhinoceros,  and with the celerity of a reindeer,  he rushed at the matador,  who,  stepping just sufficiently to the left  to avoid him,  thrust the sword into his breast  up to the hilt.  The matador,  leaving this sword  buried in the bull’s body,  now laid hold of another,  which was on hand for the purpose,  and stabbed him three times  in a more vital part,  when down he fell  at his victor’s feet,  dead.  Then  jumping upon the carcass of his slain rival,  the matador brandished his sword,  doffed his hat,  bowed his compliments,  and retired,  amid the deafening plaudits of a wolfish audience.


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