FRED— Clubs!
OPPONENTS,
with
OCCAM’s —
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Political “Deep-Ates”
are carnivorous feasts of inane innuendoo.
Candidates are like eligible bachelors,
striving to gain the affection of inquisitive maidens
by implying the most tempting fulfillments:
in the most vacuous language.
Aspiring brides tenderly elicit an explicit commitment,
not an illicit conjugation of verbal velleity.
A clearly understood statement
is the sacrilege to be avoided,
by the sagacious political candidate.
Fred Thompson,
like Hercules, can vanquish the dragons
which protect the fruit of the tree of Knowledge.
Occam’s Razor is the Axiom
which can slay the evil Serpents
of Circumlocution!
Does complexity Confound you?
“Keep It Simple
Stupid.”—
Knock’Em
with OCCAM!
“Tax The Wealthy”
is the mantra of
pompous populists.
Fatuous feminists and Harold Ford deny that
mandatory
National Health Care
will be a Government program.
A Ford ability
is to fallow in the footsteps of Moses.
After several decades, Israelites complained:
“Your leadership stinks, Moses!
We have been wandering around in this wilderness,
almost forty years.
Sure,
we worshipped idols.
That was done to entertain suffering, whiny children;
while we trudged along, year after year— following you.
We are starving, and Fed-up with your
lousy leadership.
We should have followed the
Fed-Ex delivery lady; instead of you!
Moses, Go jump in the River! ”
Moses
went in de-Nile.
Harold Ford and Hillarious Clinton
follow this histrionic style of leadership.
Democrat Presidents Harry Truman and Lyndon Johnson
are celebrated as heroes.
Government health care:
Medicare and Medicaid
is praised,
and the destructive consequences of this Democrat-sponsored idea
are blamed on Republicans.
Fred Thompson
is the modern-day
“ULYSSES,”
who can di-vert de-Nile—
to clean out the
Black Agnes and
“ Nancy Hanks II ”
contributions to our society.
Assert the Sovereignty of
everyone who earns wealth!
We enjoy the greatest Freedoms of any country
in the history of any people on Earth!
Are you “productive? ”
Do you Earn wealth?
Doo your earnings
transform into Feces
when you become “Wealthy”—
by saving and investing?
Have we degenerated—
to despise those who produce the food we eat,
the goods we use;
and despise ourselves: when we earn wealth?
Let us honor ourselves, and everyone who earns his daily bread.
Every penny is the right to vote
in the most democratic— market referendums.
Remember Rosa Parks? The bus stopped!—
when she waved her hand.
Her money
controlled the bus, until Government
“Improved” the service.
Cut out the
Middle-men.
Bribes to Politicians will be wasted
and lobbyists will be unemployed,
when You control the money
you earn, and spend!
Vote for people
who serve you best!
Every child with a penny
is an eligible voter,
and Every day is election day.
Cash Registers are the most reliable ballot boxes:
Every vote is counted
and taken to the Bank.
Sugar Daddy
politicians want to spend Your Money!
“Don’t tax me,
Don’t tax thee, Tax that man— behind the tree.”
Bessie Smith sang the
Mean Old Bed Bug Blues:
“Big as a Jackass, they will bite you
and lean back and grin.”
It would be Handy to know:
who is the father of the Blues?
Other Candy-dates will
sweet-talk you,
to endorse their variable-rate mortgages
for How-Sing and Hell-Care.
You like Tenn-Care?
Elect me as your President, and say:
“Uthaaaaaaaa.”
The best part is— Keep the tax money which
leaves your state. If your state gets more Federal Pork
than the Feral Taxes you pay, I encourage you to
try for a consensus with those states
who pay for your benefits.
Forget about spending this money to get better results,
if you delegate this to Washington.
They are a bunch of blood-sucking ticks,
looking for more dogs.
If you have mistaken them for Mother Teresa’s cousins,
invite them to your State or town.
Charity, and Chicanery—
begin at home.
Does Pubic Education
explain how people are innoculated
to prevent learning?
Land of Gold,
published in 1855, Page 75.,
describes this political tradition.
A majority of the aldermen
were bribed to purchase the
Jenny Lind Theatre,
and convert that into San Francisco City Hall.
Historic preservation is easier to accomplish
in your home town.
Don’t send your children to Tax-Funded
Public Schools— to learn from the experiences of others.
Evolution is taught in Science class;
and Amendments to the
Law Of Gravity
are taught in Government classes.
If you have the instincts of
Davy Crockett,
Don’t vote for Charlotte-Anne’s patent medicine.
If you prefer “Single Pair” Hell Insurance:
Elect Mitt Romney, as Governor of your state.
He delivered the goods! (Unlike Hillary.)
Encourage your friends and neighbors, who want mandatory
Health Care,
to exert the most powerful influence in a smaller jurisdiction.
Imagine an elephant in a chicken coop.
Why waste energy and votes, trying to get a consensus
with people in L.A. (Lower Alabama),
Alaska, Albany, Albuquerque, and Aroostock?
Let them envy, and imitate your achievements!
Consider
Calvin Coolidge.
He didn’t start any wars, took lots of naps,
enjoyed fishing, allowed taxes to be lowered,
and everyone enjoyed a Roaring Good-Time
during the 1920s.
Never awake a sleeping Giant
with a Big Stick!
Do you want a President who will
“sleep on it,” and avoid stirring up trouble?
“President” Fred Thompson
will Carry a Big Stick—
or pistol, to defend our Country!
Law’n Order is the job which
Fred Thompson
does best!
Remember, the President is in charge of
Defending the United States.
The Perfect, is the enema of the Good.
Fred ain’t no social reformer. Invite Hillary
and John Edwards to show your mayor how its done.
Fund the pork barrels in your home state
with the Federal Tax Revenue which is being sucked out
by Washington do-gooders—
Big Ticks never sleep.
Use Tom Sawyer’s
Scientific Method to improve society.
You and your neighbors will arouse envy—
when you demonstrate the benefits of your success.
Other towns and states can steal your ideas.
Or prohibit
the pleasures
you enjoy!
Why familiarize yourself
with FEMA?
Rudy Juliani proved his heroic leadership of
Law Enforcement and Disaster Relief.
New Orleans and other cities are desperate
to benefit from his capable experience!
“A story
attributed to Clarence Darrow
is his quip to a client, who,
after winning, said,
‘How can I ever show my appreciation,
Mr. Darrow?’
Darrow replied,
‘Ever since the Phoenicians invented money,
there has been only one answer
to that question.’ ”
Fred Thompson
is a man of Simple Expression.
If you are tired of carrying your own weight:
You Stomp on your own toes, when you Demand for
Government to take you for a ride.
Eloquent expositors could enunciate:
Our persons are real, not ephemeral Hants,
without appetites for aliments or accoutrements,
automobiles and abodes.
The demise of demonized
“Wealthy,”
incurs diminution of our own satiation.
Fred Thompson
could say:
“Don’t get took!”
Vote for Rhetoric— or Substance.
“Have it your way”
is a popular slogan.
It is much easier to exert your democratic influence
upon those who depend upon your money.
The wealthy are addicted to your dollars and pennies,
as intensely as a crack cocaine addict.
Stop supplying them, and they will writhe in agony,
and— have a “Going Out Of
Business SALE! ”
Marked-Down Merchandise
is a great reward from a
Merchantile Massacre!
If you get Diamonds for your eternal
True-Love, Grab the Glitter!
If you destroy the Baker who supplies your
Daily Bread, consider the healthy benefits of walking—
to the next village, to curb your appetite.
You may delegate this rapacity to those who promise the
spoils of Taxation.
Choose to eat the bread from the baker who serves you best.
Or, enjoy a Cannibal Feast of all the bakers,
served up by the Tax Collecting Democratic Reprehensibles.
When the blood-sucking Ticks
starve the Hunting Dogs by strangling Taxation,
everybody starves.
The
MAINSPRING of HUMAN PROGRESS
By
Henry Grady Weaver:
Learning
Versus Teaching.
John R. NEAL
set the stage for the Scopes Trial:
“Slaughter
of Ph. D.'s.”
Economic Calculation
In The Socialist Commonwealth,
By Ludwig von Mises, originally
published in 1920.
“Competition
Is A Sin! ”
In
Doctrine Nation.
Scopes
Trial.
The
Butler Act,
Trial,
ReTrial Petition.
The First
Acadamic Farmer.
Friday,
4 May, 2007
Mike Huckabee said:
He “can accept that
others believe that
they and their families
come from apes.”
“This is not
government-run:”
“she called for a requirement,”
“She insisted no new government bureaucracy
would be created,”
“her plan would require every American
to purchase insurance,” and
“Businesses would be required to offer insurance.”
The “centerpiece of Clinton’s latest effort
is the so-called
‘individual mandate.’ ”
“Clinton adviser Laurie Rubiner said the mandate could
be enforced
in a number of ways.”
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